Nina The QUEEN

Nina...The Queen


You want me to do...what?	Picture taking is so-o-o tiring!	You said chicken...I am paying attention!

I'm not kidding...my neck is stuck!!!	It isn't easy being ME!!!!!!	I TOLD you to HUSH!!! I am working!

Finally...!	I don't know what it is but it's coming this way!	STOP taking my picture already!

I surrender		Ok...why is SHE in MY photo shoot???

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Well, here I am! Another year and a few more white hairs! Why don't they make *touch up* dye for puppies I ask you? I am, after all, going on nine now and you would think Mom would at least let me look my very best! All the things I have had to put up with all these years...!

Mom keeps brining in these flea bitten, tick infested, doggie stinkie canines and I am suppose to just grin and deal! Why, you would think she would show me the respect of at least asking! But not her. She just brings in any scruffy little mutt she wants and coos to it like it just won Best in Show at Westminster! What is a puppy to do? I don't really mind them if they keep their place. However, sometimes she will bring in another girl who thinks she is just going to pull up a pillow and take over and that I will NOT tolerate!

I am the Queen after all!

The dog is not allowed in the house.
Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on the old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Updated 01-01-04